The Cock Came To Party


regardless of how cliche it is to have a giant inflatable cock at a bachlorette party – you can’t deny the joy it brings to everyone that encounters it.

go ahead – touch it.

parched cock.

and yes – the cock is an advocate of safe sex.
do you even know how many ladies he was with that night?

the cock makes everyone happy.

but unfortunately – the activities of the weekend will slowly begin to deflate any cock.

and i haven’t told shitler yet – but i would really like to get one for the living room.
you know – for a conversation.

like a great coffee table book.
only better.

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3 thoughts on “The Cock Came To Party

  1. OMFG yesssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Natalie says:

    That’s a huge fucking COCK! I am jealous over here! mahahahahaa

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