i like to keep B in the loop when weird things are happening to me.
me: this diet has made me constipated.
B: i could have told you that would happen.
me: it’s ok though. i’m drinking some sort of all-natural laxative tea. it’s called Smooth Move.
me: i thought so.
but seriously, i was constipated. until the tea fixed everything. it tasted delicious too. now i feel like i could take on the world.
this isn’t a plug or anything. i just thought those in similar situations to mine could utilize the shit tea.
i also looked up the website for it. and there’s a video. and the doctor that’s always on Oprah is talking about it. so you know it has to be legit. but i didn’t watch the video, so there’s a 50% chance that doctor is telling the world the shit tea could kill you. but then i doubt the shit tea people would put that video on their website.