Textual Feeling: C is Not For Cookie, it’s For Constipation


i like to keep B in the loop when weird things are happening to me.

me: this diet has made me constipated.

B: i could have told you that would happen.

me: it’s ok though.  i’m drinking some sort of all-natural laxative tea.  it’s called Smooth Move.

B: fitting.

me: i thought so.

but seriously, i was constipated.  until the tea fixed everything.  it tasted delicious too.  now i feel like i could take on the world.

this isn’t a plug or anything.  i just thought those in similar situations to mine could utilize the shit tea.

the shit tea in all its glory

i also looked up the website for it.  and there’s a video.  and the doctor that’s always on Oprah is talking about it.  so you know it has to be legit.  but i didn’t watch the video, so there’s a 50% chance that doctor is telling the world the shit tea could kill you.  but then i doubt the shit tea people would put that video on their website.

whatever.

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