thought i would do a quick update because these two things have been bothering me since last friday. while making/decorating massive amounts of balls with G – we watched eight hours of the food network, during which i was subjected to two shows that i will forever refuse to watch from here on out.
Down Home With the Neelys –
it’s terrible. while viewing the show, i feel that there is a strong possibility that the two are going to start fucking each other at any moment.
and i shouldn’t be made to sit on the edge of my seat with the remote balanced precariously in my hand should the need to frantically change the channel arise. not to mention they say “ya’ll” far more than any person should ever be allowed to and it makes me want to punch a baby.
$10 Dinners with melissa d’arabian –
she’s a lying fucking bitch. cook a dinner like a normal person. a normal person that doesn’t have a pantry stocked with the most ridiculous things known to man. no one has mass amounts of frozen shrimp stockpiled in their freezer or fancy ground coffee beans to whip up a dessert. it should be a show about the last $10 you have in your checking account and you have to make a gourmet meal out of a package of ramen noodles.
i found this. there are others that feel like i do about sweet melissa.
also, lincoln has been whistling a lot more lately. which leads me to believe he actually does read this.