Sobriety Sucks – But At Least it’s Made Me Slightly More Productive

i love vodka.  i love the bar.  i love drinking. 

so anyone that truly knows me, knows i’m usually full of shit when i say i’m going to stop drinking.

but back in October, i decided that i wanted to stop being so fucking chubby.  so i went on a diet.  which meant i had to give up my dearest friend, vodka.  most doubted me.  and with good reason.  i’m not very good at following through with things i say i’m going to do.  but  i must say, fuck you very much, for those that didn’t believe i could do it (Lincoln) because it’s now been thirty-two days on this motherfucking diet with zero alcohol.

don’t get me wrong – it’s been fucking miserable.  aside from waking up and not feeling like a piece of shit, the only other plus has been that i’ve actually dropped weight.

so, although many of you could care less, i am presenting the last thirty-two days in the form of pictures and words. 

enjoy or destroy.

first and foremost.  i’ve read an assload of books in the last month.

  • The Help
  • The Kite Runner
  • Orange is the New Black
  • The Hunger Games trilogy (for the love of all that’s holy – READ THESE)

become more obsessed with all things related to cooking and baking and blogging.

discovered many things about the pussy residing in our house.

relax PETA. he's being supervised when he plays in the plastic bag.

he LOVES Nati Light.

learned that Lincoln loves his new shotgun more than me (i’m not even kidding.  the night he got it he suggested i sleep on the couch).

i named her Eleanor.

found that i truly enjoy encouraging/peer pressuring others to binge drink.

firm grip there Lincoln.

crafted x-mas presents.  i would post pictures but i will refrain (even though they turned out awesome).  i don’t want to assume that people even read this blog, but with my luck the people getting said gifts will see them here and everything will be ruined.

watched Foy learn how to eat a crab leg.

not the proper form, but i'll accept it.

learned that Murphy Lee is a HUGE Rush fan.  and that Lincoln hates clothing for dogs.  but i don’t think band tees should count.

Exit the warrior, today's Tom Sawyer

 this is unrelated.  but G bought me this hat.  and i love it.

i'm not buying whatever he's selling.

so that’s it.  that’s what i’ve been doing.  nothing exciting. 

i realize that i could blog more – since i’m not hammered all the time. 

i apologize if this bored anyone.  i’d like to think it didn’t. 

but leave some comments if it did.

i really like ‘lil wayne, although i rarely listen to him or even have any of his music but this line always resonates with me.

‘cuz if you lookin’ for me you can find me on the block disobeyin’ the law


4 thoughts on “Sobriety Sucks – But At Least it’s Made Me Slightly More Productive

  1. JoyFoy says:

    I AM PROUD OF YOU. Fuck Lincoln…I knew you could do it! : ) Thanks for not posting the naked pictures of me–only the one of me going down on a crab.

  2. Gina Gresch says:

    You have been UBER productive this past month and I LOVE it!!

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