i need to stop thinking i’m invincible. i made some poor choices this weekend in regards to food and alcohol and my poor, poor body is currently paying the price.
my back hurts because i spent the majority of my day yesterday hunched over the toilet. my head is pounding. and everything i encounter is literally the most annoying thing ever. people are walking loud and they are talking even louder. it’s crazytown.
and on top of all of that – lincoln is making me give charchar binks the cat back to its original owner because he’s a fucking devil-man.
from here on out – he will be referred to as shitler. in an effort to campaign against his current nazi regime – my friend made some convincing photos that are pretty self-explanatory.
i’ve decided to occupy the pussy for catgate 2K12. although i’m not sure if i’m utilizing the concept correctly. or if that makes me a democrat or a republican. or if it makes a nazi. or if this will even work.
i’m sure it won’t. shitler doesn’t even care that he’s literally ripping my heart out.