like i love it so much i want to wine and dine it.
tell it a bunch stuff it wants to hear but i don’t mean.
i love it so much that i like to put a crapload on the sandwich itself and then more before i take an actual bite. i love it so much that i like when it oozes out of the sandwich and onto my plate and i can lick it off my plate. i love it so much that i like to put it on everything.
chicken, vegetables, chips, etc.
don’t judge me.
in news unrelated to mustard – here’s a ridiculous picture of my aunt and uncle’s dog: