albert einstein said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
my night began with this:
and then continued with vodka, more vodka, bar dice, and shots.
now i feel like this:
but then i found this:
and then life was good.
until shitler called to tell me that he bought toilet paper, 16 oz cans of nati light, and a bottle of scotch.