i’m covered in batter and frosting. and it’s caked on and sticky. and after i find a patch of it and wash it off i find more. it’s never ending.
but i guess that’s better than actual smurf jizz.
things got a little out of control in the cupcake department tonight.
and i decided to do something outrageous with the cupcake batter:
i was excited about smurf jizz cupcakes until shitler suggested i do this:
so now i have brewers cupcakes. which is ok – because they won tonight.
but i also have a shitload of cupcakes. so it’s good that i bought this cupcake tote (something i never thought i would say) during my frenzied shopping:
more importantly, shitler kept eating the frosting (sometimes by the spoonful). then he ate a cupcake. after he ate like five tacos. then i made him eat another cupcake because i had cut it open and wanted to take a picture of it and i didn’t want it to go to waste.
then he made love to it.
then he said he was going to puke.
then he got up and took a shit.