I Can Only Assume Shitler Commits Crimes in His Sleep


mainly battery.

and robbing banks.

those would be my best guesses.

the face of a hardened criminal.

it’s when things like last night happen that i don’t know whether to get violently upset or laugh hysterically.  

both of us fell asleep at a reasonable hour.  

but i was rudely awakened when i took a punch to my fucking nose.
i turned; prepping myself for battle as i looked over at shitler to find that he was violently tossing and turning and screaming,
THE VAN!!!  GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!!!”  


so i simply rolled over and went back to sleep.

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