i’d like to give you the sequence of my weekend events. in both pictures and words (which is no different than any other time that i’ve done this).
a friend force-fed me jell-o shots that he was carrying around in a plastic bag. then i made myself this:
then the same friend tried to get me to do this:
i refused. thank god.
but then shitler and i went to the bar.
where he attempted to teach me how to play pool.
but as you can see i was more concerned with trying to take some badass pictures.
but then, we saved the bar.
and by saved the bar i mean i happened to look at my phone and see that it was 2:15AM.
and that last call hadn’t happened yet.
so we told the bartender.
SEE – i can be somewhat unselfish.
naturally i felt like shit.
so i remedied that by ordering this for breakfast:
i had a few bites but decided it was best to drink my weight in screwdrivers.
and then b bought these from the liquor store:
and c’mon – how do you say “no” to tiny servings of wine in pint glasses? the answer? you don’t.
then i was drunk and i asked shitler to set up this loom thing so i could make a hat.
so shitler did – but then he wouldn’t give it back.
so i decided to take a short nap. because at this point – i was drunk and it wasn’t even dinner time yet. but my nap lasted for 5 hours. so when i woke up i just went back to sleep for the rest of the night.
i went to a baptism. and felt like a bag of dicks.
because the weekend was over and i had nothing to show for it.
not even a hat.
because shitler only let me do like four rows out of the entire hat before he demanded it back.
i really need to get my shit together.