Regular DJ Jesus Would Get Trumped By Raptor DJ Jesus

i thought sodium cat and the honey badger were the only things getting me through this day.  a day that led to discover that not every adult knows the alphabet.

but this is by far the best.  i like nothing more than satirical jesus.

Dear Chingy – I Miss You

remember chingy?

i do.

fondly.

hey girl.

back in college, N and i used to listen to him and ludacris while we raped mario kart and donkey kong on the super nintendo.

for whatever reason, the other night i got some chingy song stuck in my head and tried to serenade lincoln. then i tried to make him watch the video.

he wasn’t having it.

but i bet you’ll have it:

that’s some powerful shit.

ps. the end is my favorite part. with all the hoes.