and boom goes the dynamite.
not a morning dog, apparently.
some boyfriend he is.
look at you guys – sittin’ there all sexy-like.
horse dick. it’s what’s for dinner.
mom! you’re home!
sometimes that mange hound loves shitler.
i’m often a mess. and love to make them as well.
a treat to myself: obnoxious socks.
sometimes we love each other.
a series in “throw my disgusting fucking toy.”
i’ll never understand.
because i became absolutely obsessed with baking cookies this weekend. and eating none of them.
tuck those motherfucking paws, murph lee.