regardless of how cliche it is to have a giant inflatable cock at a bachlorette party – you can’t deny the joy it brings to everyone that encounters it.
go ahead – touch it.
and yes – the cock is an advocate of safe sex.
do you even know how many ladies he was with that night?
the cock makes everyone happy.
but unfortunately – the activities of the weekend will slowly begin to deflate any cock.
and i haven’t told shitler yet – but i would really like to get one for the living room.
you know – for a conversation.
like a great coffee table book.