so i spend an unnatural amount of time on thought catalog.
please enjoy with me.
exit interview questions. specifically numbers 3, 4, 7, 15, 16, 18, 19, & 24
tips if the apocalypse is this year. specifically numbers 2, 6, 8, 12 & 15
things we put in our mouths. all of them. but number 3 especially because they give me stomach pains. but i still eat them. because i’m an asshole.
doing whatever the hell you want. this entire thing. because i’m laughing so uncontrollably i’m practically choking.
18 things. specifically numbers 1, 3, 10, & 15.
inappropriate ways to end conversations. everything.
lessons before you settle down. this whole fucking thing.