i like to google.
i begin with an idea and it slowly spirals out of control until what i end with bears no resemblance to what i set out to discover.
i like to begin most of my searches with comical jesus photos:
somehow i get get distracted and up clicking on something like this
(go ahead and click – i can’t get it any fucking bigger and it annoys me):
but then i notice that there’s another picture that has a similar layout.
so i go look at that (fucking click on this one too).
and then i think about how i want one of those striped things in the above picture. but then i remind myself that i already have two idiot pets. and then i start thinking that at least they’re entertaining even though sometimes their mental incompatibilities overshadow their actual usefulness. then i think about all the people that don’t have animals.
more importantly – the poor children.
more specifically – the orphans.
i googled orphans.
then i started to think about batman and about how awesome he is. so i googled batman – but none of the pictures looked remotely interesting. but i just kept clicking on the next page and it just kept taking me further and further from batman and orphans.
but then i found these:
i feel like i won the lottery. because then i also clicked on these:
so i suppose this last picture can be linked to the first picture. in that it relates to questions of religion and creation. i mean – it IS a head of a bird on a well-dressed man’s body.
you figure it out.